cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen)

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

(Source: ccfallingaway)

(Source: yimmyayo)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important